A Tale of Three Special Snowflakes at Work

Recently on The Matt Walsh blog, Matt related some scathing words he had about a reader’s blog. As can be expected, swarms of comments followed, including this incredible story of Three Special Snowflakes that’ll be familiar to anyone who’se been around the manosphere for an appreciable period of time.

I’ve taken some artistic liberties with the content to add a bit of humor, and present the following for your education and amusement.

A Tale of  Three Special Snowflakes at Work

I am a employer (a female) and had to sternly confront three 20-something Special Snowflakes for refusing to follow directions and basically choosing to do the things that they liked and ignoring the things they didn’t like doing. When they heard what I said, you’d thought I’d rained on their parade, told them Santa wasn’t real, and stole their birthday cake all at once because ALL THREE Special Snowflakes began to weep and wail at being told they had to follow my directions.

Bottom line – Snowflake #1 walked out wailing at the top of her lungs trying to get the others to follow her. Snowflake #2 went home to daddy, cried all weekend, and got her father involved. Snowflake #2 Daddy then spent the weekend fomenting insurrection among my employees and whipping them into an emotional froth. Monday morning he came to work with Snowflake #2 to bully me into apologizing to his daughter for being stern with her. He said, “I just want you to appreciate her for how wonderful she is.”

(Because all Special Snowflakes who can’t follow directions are, like, all that – right?) In the absence of an apology, he stood to his full height and began threatening me with legal action. (Because not following directions is a Special Snowflake civil right?). Then he revealed that he had told the three Special Snowflakes that he would come to my office on Monday morning to “protect” them from me while they gathered their personal Snowflake items and left.

Maybe I am/was naive, but I honestly didn’t believe Special Snowflakes were more than a myth told to scare young children! By the end of the week, I had also received a phone call from another Special Snowflake father who threatened me with a lawsuit. ALL because I expressed displeasure over their Special Snowflake non compliance.

I highly recommend reading the original, unedited version in it’s entirety.

Graphics from Why Generation Y Yuppies Are Unhappy “GYPSYs Are Delusional” – another “must-read.”

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About A Northern Observer

Joe Random Guy who lives north of a lot of things. My image is from the National Archives - Battle of Britain - Aircraft spotter on the roof of a building in London. St. Paul's Cathedral is in the background. 306-NT-901B-3. http://www.archives.gov/research/military/ww2/photos/

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